Monday, March 2, 2009

Tofu, Banana, & Cucumber


According to Bernama report, Deputy Chief Minister 1 Mohammad Fairus Khairuddin has been replaced as State Religious Affairs Committee chairman in a reshuffle of the State Exco recently.

His religious affairs portfolio was given to State Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Committee chairman Abdul Malik Abul Kassim.

Mohammad Fairus was retained as State Entrepreneurial and Cooperative Development and Information and Community Relations Committee chairman.

Penang Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) chairman Datuk Zahrain Mohamed Hashim confirmed the reshuffle and said the reshuffle on Friday was a normal exercise aimed at providing the people with better service (hah ...hah...hah).

Recently, I wrote that Fairus was under-performing and that the DAP will be gunning for Shabudin Yahya (President of The Penang Islamic Council - Read DAP Hina Islam).

With a Japanese Tofu doing the job, it is no working. There are some bananas around, rightly so DAP Penang has choose a cucumber, hopefully it will be hard to crack the .......

Alas, cucumber will break easily too. Can't find any hammer, screw driver or pistol around?


P.S: No malice intended, LOL


Star Online, 25th Mar 2009

MALAYSIANS NOT SO HOT IN BEDROOM

KUALA LUMPUR: A surprisingly high number of Malaysians are not sexually satisfied, a survey by pharmaceutical company Pfizer has revealed........ “The Malaysian figure is higher than the overall Asia Pacific results where 57% of men and 64% of women reported being not very satisfied with sex,” said Dr Rosie King, who led the study in the Asia Pacific region from May to July 2008.

The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.

“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr King........

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